Which one of you told Justin Timberlake that his new single, “Mirrors”, was the most exciting song since Juvenile’s “Back that Azz Up”? One of you must have been feeding this poor man cruel lies because he performed the tune on Wetten dass..? yesterday and judging by the look on his face, he honestly thought his rendition was amazing.
Similar to his showing at the 2013 Brit Awards, Timberlake walked around the Wetten dass..? stage with his mic stand and crooned the mid-tempo “Mirrors” as four minutes of our lives just slipped away. Thanks to him, I’m four minutes closer to death with nothing to show for it.
If this is what people have to endure during Timberlake’s upcoming Legends of the Summer Stadium Tour with Jay-Z then I suggest they walk with a Gameboy or the latest copy of Vogue magazine. At least that way they’ll have some type of entertainment during the “Mirrors” segment of the show.
Watch Timberlake’s performance on Wetten dass..? below:
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